The Best of Twitter
July 2010 or:
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The oil well is finally plugged, Sarah Palin compares herself to Shakespeare and @badbanana live tweets the 4th of July
fireworks. |
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July 18th. Sarah Palin responds to ridicule over her use of the word "refudiate" with this tweet:
"Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it! @SarahPalinUSA/status/18863040998 |
 | thebenbrooks Sarah
Palin is coming out with another book, it's called "The Fictionary". |
 | CroweJam In
her dreams, Sarah Palin is a refudiatin' Shakespearean wordsmith. But I don't give a Puck. |
 | lafix Farlipap.
Juberdip. Oh nothing.Just makin' up words like Sarah P. and Will Shakes.I call it pluraliction.Anyway, totally
drunk. |
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lafix Sarah
Palin used "refudiate" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks
on the televade. |
 | iamnotdiddy I wonder what Sarah Palin is thinkiating right now. |
| | lafix The
Tea Party enthusiast at work wants everyone to know she "brung muffins."
In the distance, a lonely coyote howls. |
 | ConanOBrien The Kindle 3 was released yesterday. I read about it on my iPad. |
 | SheBanggs Since Monica Lewinsky doesn't want to cause a big scene at the Chelsea Clinton wedding, she's asked for a seat under the head table. |
| | thebenbrooks Waiting for the doctor to show up. If he takes another 20 minutes I just might finish this tongue depressor log-cabin! |
 | tehawesome I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. |
 | capricecrane Headline: "Is Amy Winehouse pregnant?" We'll know for sure when she cuts down to two bottles of vodka and one pack a day. |
 | badbanana "Put
your hands in the air like you just don't care" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But
whatever. |
 | OverlandParker The
a/c in my office isn't working and has now officially become accepted as one of us. |
| | CroweJam Sure,
the leaking has stopped. But what about all these embarrassing BP stains? |
 | Bauart So
I hear BP stopped the oil leak today... Whew, disaster adverted! |
 | lukeinvan Twitter
has brought the way I disappoint my wife and her family into the 21st century. |
| | badbanana Churchill's
dentures are up for auction. If one of you buys them for me, I promise to wear them and bite Germans. |
 | juicymorsel An
appeals court struck down the FCC rule against expletives on live broadcasts. Now, finally, Mel Gibson can
tell his side of the story. |
 | gilesmarie Listening
to co-worker talk to our company's insurance provider. I don't remember Dante mentioning that in the Inferno. |
| | lafix Am
I the only one waiting for the Dyson line of sex toys? |
 | TheBosha Just
encountered a situation in which I'M being "the mature one," putting me completely out of my element. |
 | bonisteel BREAKING:
U.S. may return suspected spies in deal that would see Russia admit Roger Moore was Best Bond Ever. |
 | RexHuppke Prince
says the Internet is dead. Maybe we should call it the ¥♂, or "that thingy we use to look up who Prince is." |
| | badbanana BLAM
boom ZOooom KAplowza Boom-boom-boom-crackle~~ crackle~~ |
| | badbanana shaaaaaaaZOOM |
| | badbanana Boom-boom-boom.
BOOM. Screeeeech. |
| | badbanana KABOOM-KAPOW-ZIIIING |
| | badbanana -dud- |
| | badbanana boom
boom boom ~sparkle~ BANG |
| | badbanana BOOM |
| | badbanana Boom.
Boom-boom. ~sparkle~ Boom. |
| | badbanana I'm
going to live tweet this fireworks display for those of you who can't be here. |
 | k2bf America
is 234 years old, but we don't act a day over 14. |
 | ceoSteveJobs First
the iPhone was left in a bar and now the bars have left the iPhone. I hate irony. |
| | lafix Based
on a cameo performance by Tom Cruise in my dream, I'd say Scientology has some scary psychic recruitment
capabilities. |
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ruthakers Mile
100 of a 600 mile trip with 4 kids and my Air Conditioner just stopped working. Look for me on Cops. |
| | bonisteel IBM
has asked its 400,000 employees to use Firefox. Because, if IBM still has 400,000 employees, they have A
LOT of time to surf the Web. |
 | blondediva11 About
80% of Pam Anderson turned 43 today. Congrats. |
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YUCKYBOT Ugh!
Just got done helping someone move. It really is the third rail of friendship. Related: I wish sofas were
invented before doors. |
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capricecrane MSNBC: "Up
to 80 percent of women admit faking it." That is a good headline. So good. SOOO GOOOD.YES! |
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