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	Best Tweets August 2010:
	MaDom Anyone want Google Wave invites? Fri Aug 13 09:01:56 2010
	hotdogsladies Labeling links to my stuff "NSFW" is like taping a note to your fridge that says "May Contain Cold Food." Mon Aug9 10:07:37 2010
	PraxisUniversal With respect to my staggering hangover, could nobody type in all caps today? Mon Aug9 04:52:58 2010
	AngelaHelga Wisdom teeth. The appendix. Man nipples. My ex-husband. These are biological mysteries I'm surprised haven't been phased out by evolution. Fri Aug6 04:28:13 2010
	July 18th. Sarah Palin responds to ridicule over her use of the word "refudiate" with this tweet: "Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it! @SarahPalinUSA/status/18863040998
	thebenbrooks Sarah Palin is coming out with another book, it's called "The Fictionary". Wed Jul 21 04:08:13 2010
	CroweJam In her dreams, Sarah Palin is a refudiatin' Shakespearean wordsmith. But I don't give a Puck. Wed Jul 21 03:40:51 2010
	lafix Farlipap. Juberdip. Oh nothing.Just makin' up words like Sarah P. and Will Shakes.I call it pluraliction.Anyway, totally drunk. Tue Jul 20 13:58:25 2010
	lafix Sarah Palin used "refudiate" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade. Fri Jul 16 01:50:49 2010
	iamnotdiddy I wonder what Sarah Palin is thinkiating right now. 6:54 AM Jul 26th
	lafix The Tea Party enthusiast at work wants everyone to know she "brung muffins." In the distance, a lonely coyote howls. Thu Jul 15 02:38:55 2010
	ConanOBrien The Kindle 3 was released yesterday. I read about it on my iPad. 7:32 AM Jul 29th
	SheBanggs Since Monica Lewinsky doesn't want to cause a big scene at the Chelsea Clinton wedding, she's asked for a seat under the head table. 8:54 AM Jul 28th
	thebenbrooks Waiting for the doctor to show up. If he takes another 20 minutes I just might finish this tongue depressor log-cabin! 11:32 AM Jul 27th
	tehawesome I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. 7:45 AM Jul 23rd
	capricecrane Headline: "Is Amy Winehouse pregnant?" We'll know for sure when she cuts down to two bottles of vodka and one pack a day. 9:10 AM Jul 22nd
	badbanana "Put your hands in the air like you just don't care" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever. Wed Jul 28 15:53:22 2010
	OverlandParker The a/c in my office isn't working and has now officially become accepted as one of us. Wed Jul 21 04:01:40 2010
	CroweJam Sure, the leaking has stopped. But what about all these embarrassing BP stains? Fri Jul 16 10:38:27 2010
	Bauart So I hear BP stopped the oil leak today... Whew, disaster adverted! Fri Jul 16 08:58:38 2010
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